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[artifacetious]

Congrats, you've reached the Claudinator. Leave one at the beep.

Comments

[artifacetious]

[ She lifts a finger, edumacatin' him. ]

First lesson, everything I build is cool.

Also yes. But it's top secret so you'd have to actually come down here.

[shinybaldhead]

I dunno about that. Walking is a lot of effort.

[artifacetious]

It is. And you'd have to open doors. Probably several of them. A whole bunch of doors, with all that knob turning.